Noteworthy

I'm going to take a minute from our regularly scheduled Stepmom programming to give myself snaps for two noteworthy accomplishments I've finished in the past two weeks.

Drumroll please...........rrrrrrrrr.r.r..r.r.r.r.r.r.

• Yours truly is a black "garter" in pole dancing (the highest color one can go at Tease Dance and Fitness, my local pole studio). Yes dears, I started poling two years ago after my miscarriage and now I'm a bonafide pole dancing hottie. I officially "graduated" and performed a recital in front of my husband, my classmates and their friends and families (fully clothed!!!! get your mind out the gutter!).
• I was also promoted from a white belt to a yellow belt last week after performing a series of upper body blocks and punches, kicks and self defense scenarios. The kids were present during my promotion and I felt kind of proud of myself. Next session, both of my stepkids will be joining Karate with me so we're thinking of changing our names to the Three Ninjas in honor of our bad ass selves.
  

Like I said, not exactly Stepmom News but noteworthy in my world nonetheless.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.