The Not Quite Annual State of The Erin Address

Good afternoon my fellow blog readers.

Today, the time has come for me to update you on the State of the Erin.

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One Score and 13 years ago, our Erin was founded on the principle of life is short, eat dessert first and make your mama and your daddy proud.

Our Erin has had a tough year but she has persevered.

Oh yes she has.

Our Erin has undergone some physical and mental transformations in the past year that I will now layout for you right now.

Healthcare: As you all know, this is a topic of great debate not only in Erin Experimentland but also in the world as a whole. Our Erin has been lucky for the most part. Her boobies are healthy (albeit a little saggier than she'd like), her vajayjay spotless, and her skin clear. Our Erin has dealt with some personal issues that have resulted in a Lexapro depression medication bailout as well as some difficult gains around the waistline. The Judicial Branch of our Erin is certain we will overcome these hardships and will move past them into greater things ahead in 2010.

Foreign Policy: Our Erin has had little need for foreign policy in 2009 save for a near miss when her husband contracted H1N1 during a September trip to China. Our Erin is planning a trip to Europe next year with her husband, stepkids and kids' mom. Foreign and domestic relations will be put to the test, but will inevitably stand strong.

Domestic Policy: Our Erin's domestic policy agenda includes taxes on children who don't pick up after themselves as well as a potential tax on husbands who aren't home for more than 3 days. Our Erin has had positive gains in the domestic agenda and is continue to work in tandem with other biological allies for peaceful resolution.

Education: Our Erin has had a banner year with education. She is pursuing degrees in performing and martial arts and continues to teach herself more social media best practices. She is currently teaching herself how to find a publishing agent so that she may publish a book in 2010.

Ethics Reform: Our Erin is gravely concerned with Ethics in America. Our Erin believes she has fairly good ethics and would like to propose a ban on all unethical treatment of animals, stepmoms and well behaved children.

Guns: Our Erin is not a big fan of Guns. Moving on.

Abortion: Our Erin is pro-choice. Moving on.

War: What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

Thank you my fellow Erin Experimentians. It has been a pleasure serving you in 2009 and I encourage you to contact your local Erin Experiment-gesswoman should you have any questions, complaints or concerns.

Thank you and goodbye