Wiggling out of awkward work situations
Ever experienced a shoe fart? How about needing to remove an article of annoying and unnecessary clothing and then sneaking it back to your desk?
I have and I've dared to write about it here. Enjoy! Comment! Share your awkwardness!
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As soon as I read "awkward moment", I could only think of something that happened to my Mother recently. (Swear to GAWD it happened to her, not me)
So my Mom is in Las Vegas at one of the casinos and she has to use the restroom located on the other side of the casino. So she trots all the way over there. Mind you, she has a legit balance problem and often looks like a drunk while walking, though she truly doesn't drink. She uses the ladies room, walks all the way back to the machine she was playing at and proceeds to continue (throwing my inheritance away) playing. After a few minutes, she feels as if something is just not feeling right about her waistband. She reaches behind her back to adjust whatever the heck is annoying her and discovers not one, but TWO toilette seat covers hanging out her waistband, flapping in the wind. My Mother is not anything if she isn't a lady so she discreetly pulls them from her pants (as one would do in this situation), daintily crumbles them into a ball and heads (stumbles) to the nearest trash can, followed by a FAST exit outta there!
I can only wonder what the security surveillance camera operators thought. I'm sure they've seen thousands of victims with the dreaded toilette paper stuck to their shoes, but this? How does one get a toilette seat cover stuck in their pants? But more importantly, why did she need two?
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