Thank God my stepdaughter does not look up to Lindsay Lohan. Given Ms. Coke-han's most recent run-in with the law I would hope most, if not all, little girls everywhere look at her with pity and embarrasement instead of awe and hope.
In fact, while we're at it, let's throw Lindsay and Brittney into the same beat-up Nova and send them off to a foreign land where their efforts will be better served.
Please God, if you really are out there, you'll send us down a new set of teeney-bopper girls to look up to. Hillary Duff can't do it alone and Amanda Bynes is busy shagging on Hairspray!